Oh you eat there, you know it, don’t start with a lie.
They’ve got killer grand slams and some pretty good pie.
Though the people inside are quite often suspicious,
you can’t help but love Denny’s – it’s fucking delicious.

Try a sampler with cheese sticks, get the tin with the shake.
The Super Bird sandwich is good when you’re baked.
If you have a weak heart, this food might be malicious.
But it’s Denny’s, so it’s worth it, cause it’s fucking delicious.

Rest a bit with some coffee then time to reload.
Ask for extra hot fudge on a Brownie a la Mode.
Nevermind what it’s made of – It’s hardly nutritious.
Denny’s always stays open and it’s fucking delicious.

Now it’s true that the night crowd can be quite bizarre.
You can be raped or mugged on the way to your car.
And the management’s been somewhat racist and vicious.
But the food served at Denny’s is fucking delicious.