All women love flowers, most men will attest
but they do more than just show you care.
Because some women love them much more than the rest.
It’s a secret I’ve found that I’ll share.

There are thousands of hot chicks all over the net
who have a some kind of flower neurosis.
They post classified ads saying ‘Fuck me, I’m wet!”
and they do it for bundles of roses!

You get GFEs, water sports, multiple pops
some freaks even make you wear a hat!
And they’ll trade it for flowers (unless you’re a cop).
Now how fucking awesome is that?!

I cleared out my yard when I first found this out
no more trees, no more grass, no more shade.
Planted two thousand rose bushes all for my ‘nads.
It’s the most brilliant plan ever made!

It’s been almost a year now and buds are appearing
I’ve already been checking the listings.
I’ll be harvesting soon, oh the big day is nearing
there are three girls trading for fistings!

Now I haven’t cashed in yet, but I wanted to share
so you guys can be a playa like me.
Wherever there’s dirt, plant some bushes right there
and start getting your pussy for FREE!