I’ve heard it before from a number of chicks
that the problem with men is we think with our dicks.

Now I love my dick’s brain, I can’t say it’s not true.
But to think with one’s dick is a good thing to do!
I’ll try to explain, to the brain in your head.
And I’ll be very brief, there are women to bed!

It’s our instinct to fuck, and our history has inked
that this instinct has saved us from going extinct.
Just a few hundred men who had not heard your scorn
saved our species with sperm, then the Stone Age was born!

Even Genesis hinted that a deal was struck
between Adam and Eve – who’d their kids fuck?
They could not be monogamous, surely you jest!
Those folks fucked and they fucked and they did what was best.

Remember “Be fruitful”? Was God being a jerk?
Like you say that we are when we’re doing God’s work.
We spread seed like Monsanto – it’s an act of contrition.
When a man’s dick is thinking, that’s a man on a mission.

If your a girl who complains, no you aren’t insane.
You’ve explained it yourself, you’ve got just half the brains.
So relax and be grateful. Stop being so thick.
And be thankful if you’re loved by the brain in a dick.