There’s a secret I know that I’m willing to share.
It saves money and leaves Earth less marred.
The most conscious bouquets, if you really do care
are recycled from local graveyards.

When the grieving ones leave, then the flowers are done.
So recycle – it’s good for the planet.
You can please two receivers instead of just one.
Fresh bouquets are of no use to granite!

If you want to be greener, pick up a small gift
like a pinwheel or a fluffy bear.
If your woman is green she’ll see virtue and thrift
and respond with her legs in the air.

And that would be three people touched by your action
without ever spending a dime.
It’s such a small act that brings green satisfaction
to buy them is almost a crime.