Rock that thong, bitches, it’s all that you need.
(Unless you use big pads the week that you bleed.)
Stop buying that shit that comes three to a pack
You’re a grown up so rock that thong – show us some back.

You don’t have to put out, rock that thong while you wait.
You’ll meet lots of nice boys and have lots of fun dates.
Thongs cover the best part, so don’t be so nervous.
Just rock that thong, bitches, it’s a fine public service!

Rock that thong, skinny bitch – show me some bone
I can pull it aside when I get you back home.
Fat bitches rock it too – show us some rear.
You know you’re a fat bitch if the thong disappears.

Rock that thong MILF bitches, tuck in your lips
Don’t get one too small, it’ll blow at your hips.
Rock that thong lesbians, be nice to guys.
We can still check your ass when your thong draws our eyes.

Rock that thong, grandma, you old Southern Belle.
On second thought, grandma, that’s nasty as hell.
But all of your daughters and granddaughters, wow!
should rock that thong
all day long
rock it right now!