Rush is Alive!

Brother Momus — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 17:14:19 +0000

Rush Limbaugh’s alive! He gave folks quite a scare
when he clutched at his heart and fell out of his chair.
It appeared that he croaked from his cardio ills.
But a quick diagnosis found a pining for pills.

A heartbroken Rush-bo almost died alone,
crestfallen about his dear Oxycodone.
Now a horde of sad ditto heads sighs with relief
that they’ll still have a place to obtain their beliefs.

It’s depressing for others who hoped he was dead.
But don’t fret, cause he’s still in a hospital bed.
If you hoped he would die, you can still try again.
Better luck with your dead pool in Two Thousand Ten.

Larry King Died

Brother Momus — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 08:21:32 +0000

Larry King died
in nineteen ninety five
while expelling a lung of hot air.

Now he may be decaying
but the crew keeps hair spraying
as the corpse purges gas in the chair.

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Rush is Alive!

Larry King Died