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Please Trim That Pussy Hair, Dear

Brother Momus — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 23:54:24 +0000

Please trim that pussy hair, dear.
It’s a rhyme, but I’m being sincere.
Leave a strip or shave bald
as it is you look mauled.
And when taming that beast, hit the rear.

Manboob Men

Brother Momus — Mon, 28 Dec 2009 18:11:29 +0000

Pointy flopping manboob men
can I ask you one?
When your all alone with them
are they any fun?

Dick Size Lies

Brother Momus — Mon, 28 Dec 2009 17:55:48 +0000

To lie about dick size
is common but dumb.
If she goes for it, what will you give her?

She won’t like the surprise
when you whip out a thumb.
It’s much better to over-deliver.

The Benevolent Tyranny of Dogs

Brother Momus — Fri, 25 Dec 2009 23:09:06 +0000

I’ve read that dogs eat other dog’s poop to remove their smell.
A nasty way to show they dominate.
But if you are the lesser dog, it’s prob’ly just as well.
In fact, it’s what my boss should imitate.

Mr. Rocket Scientist

Brother Momus — Fri, 25 Dec 2009 08:31:22 +0000

Mr. Rocket Scientist, your one prestigious nerd.
We hold your skills in very high regard.
But there’s one thing we’d like to know, if you can spare a word.
What do you say when something isn’t hard?