Sometimes when your baggie’s light, it isn’t due to greed.
The dealer might have just mistimed his process.
Cause if he weighs his herb too long before he sells that weed
his weight won’t compensate for water losses.

How does my asshole know how close I am to where I shit?
And why does it always threaten me with disaster?
Why won’t my asshole just relax and wait a little bit?
And why won’t the guy in front of me drive faster?

Sexy doll’d up cougar bitch
out there livin free.
Fuck convention, scratch that itch.
Just do it with me.

The girls’ belly shirt is a curse and a blessing
regardless of what kind of belly it’s dressing
when framing a flat one, it’s always a tease
on fast food fed fatties it signals their sleaze