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Fan Mail, Custom Requests & Media Inquiries Welcome

*Due to volume, please do not expect a reply. It’s nothing personal.

If you’re requesting a custom poem, please state as much as you can about the situation/rant/holiday you want to see in rhyme. Include names, details, site links, etc. that you’d like to see included.  Custom inquiries are selected at random and infrequently, and usually based on the merit of the request.